The night sky in Seattle is nicely silhouetted by the Duwamish Nuclear Experimentation Laboratory, named after the Duwamish River, which flows behind it. This heavily-guarded facility is the site of many scientific breakthroughs. The only one I am allowed to name---because it has been de-classified---is the Resistive Fratostat Bypass Circuit, a sophisticated piece of electronics that is critical to the proper functioning of lasers, masers, phasers, tasers, and eight-track tape players. Arnie Hague, a former supervisor of Agent Listorama, is responsible for developing the fratostat, upon which this circuit is based. But I digress...

This enhanced photo is important for the small, fuzzy light in the sky to the right of the orange lights at the top of the dome. Analysts in the Underestimated Fright Organization (UFO) have concluded beyond a doubt that the light is an Alien spacecraft. It was observed hovering over this facility on numerous occasions. UFO was lucky to capture this image. During a later sighting, it was quietly and unobtrusively neutralized without the knowledge of the public.