I lied about being bored. Actually I was so excited at being at Lakeside for the first time that I had to sedate myself with industrial-grade tranquilizers in order to avoid an accident at the nearby precipice. I lied again. Actually I am calmly---and without medication---waiting for a train to appear below. From this high position I could see them coming miles in advance.

While supporting my camera for this dishonest photo, Joe Tripod did not
lie, fib, tell a falsehood, or stretch the truth. And he was not bored.