It must be – dinner is coming out of a cardboard box. That’s as rare as finding hens’ teeth in our home.

Pre-cleaned potatoes (from Portugal) out of a bag, pre washed and trimmed beans (from Kenya) also out of a bag, all from M&S – and Linda McCartney pies. That’s about the lowest I’ve been in food terms when it’s under my control for several years. Yes, I know, there are plenty of folks who'd love to be eating M&S food but the point is the food miles and the high degree of processing.

Still, I AM home.

Last year, I was having a truly special evening with Rolf Harris......er make that Richard Hawley!