I’ve been looking out of my window seeing this “rabbit” on the lawn. It’s so rabbity that David has said the same thing. It’s obviously fake when you look closely – in fact its passing resemblance to a gorgeous, fluffy bunny drifts away when you realise its hard, gnarly exterior is actually wood.

Every now and again I have a rant. Today is one of those days. I hate fake. I hate it when people say one thing and mean another. I hate it when people pretend to be something they are not. Mostly I hate it when people use fakery to encourage someone to give their all to a cause that is nothing more or less than smoke and mirrors.