DM came into the room and saw me painting my toenails and said “oh blimey – you do know that colour will attract totally the wrong sort of man don’t you?”

I’ve managed to get my act together enough to paint them despite having been firmly ensconced in my Berkos for months now and until this point I’ve managed with naked nails! This nail varnish is new. Its orange metal flake has been deemed highly inappropriate by DM – his innuendo took me some time to work out so I’m obviously a bit stupid.