The Holiday Weekend Ride
HOW TO GET A CONVERTIBLE FOR NEXT TO NOTHING:
1. Book in advance (the tourists empty the rental fleet).
2. Reserve the cheapest car available knowing full well there wont be any left when you arrive late in the day.
3. Wait in line for 15 mins. as an "express" member who automatically receives no waiting service (act only slightly annoyed)
4. Use "free day" coupon from last visit.
5. Accept apology from attendant who then has no other car choice but to offer Convertible (act slighty impressed).
6. $30 out the door + gas.
7. Cruise around like nobody's business.

Oh, see that round curb thing with some weeds in it?
I backed right up on it... crunch! oops.