The Stranded Times newspaper will report, (in both their English and spanish edition) that Ted Kennedy was again elected to the senate by the Massachusetts voter - in the year 2036.
Even with the Cryogenically frozen Head of Kennedy the democrats secure another win in the 2036 election!
The democrats are excited that the majority of Mass voters are still dumb and don't want to run the risk of offering up a new candidate. The people are trained to vote for the Kennedy name and the party does not wish to upset the applecart, confusing the people.
Amazingly, Kennedy is still a shaker and a mover in Washington DC, signing off on granting illegals billions of dollars each year and proposing new and creative taxes and fees for the American people.
Scientists are excited with their collection of democratic severed heads. The head of Kennedy is the most exciting as he continues to be re-elected each term since his body death back in 2018. This gives great hope to all the other politicians currently holding office as many of them have pre-paid plans for preserving their severed heads in a cryogenic state.
The paper reports that Kennedy may be dead from the neck up but he still resonates with the voters, winning landslide elections.