 juan carlos & robots! rawr! |
 amigo, there are geeky men and robots everywhere! |
 juan carlos loves men with tools |
 oh! more men! more tools! |
 hey! who let the damn hippies paint the robot!? |
 nevermind, forget the hippies. look! young men! |
 DID: dinosaur in d'house. bah ha haha! |
 note dinosuar biting protection device on the wheels. tricky. |
 whoa! a flying carpet robot? niiiiice! |
 robots be damned! being on the big toys! |
 caution? caution my ass! fire it up! |
 no, no 8way! fire up the forklift, not juan carlos! |
 real gay dinosaur hand-puppets drink budwiser! |
 chillin' with the hommies after overstimulation |
 juan carlos works the crowd, including hottie miss emily |
 emily works juan carlos with her tongue! |
 that was so hot, juan carlos must cool down with high voltage! |
 rawr! rawr! rawr! |
 oh! bad outfits really upset juan carlos |
 juan carlos bites off your head! rawr! |
 bad fashion really pisses off juan carlos |
 rawr! |
 oh! fighting robots! weeeeeeeeee! |
 hmmmm. nice speciums of metal! |
 as a bottom, juan carlos especially likes the robot in back. |
 yo honey! i'll grind your metal after the battle! |
 rawr! smoochie smooch you sexy little dinosaur robot! |
 hey! get out of my way, you damn BRCACers! |
 nevermind, i tire of robots. who's the injuried hottie? |
 come my pet, let juan carlos lick your wounds |
 rawr! the smell of blood is intoxicating! chomp! |
 hahah! asking strangers to play games is really fun! |
 juan carlos wants more beer ... NOW! |
 give me more beer or i'll bit your other hand! |
 who doesn't love robots + beer + friends? |
 smoochy smooch! |
 more smoochy smoochies! |
 i'm sensing some meta moments approaching |
 juan carlos loves you, svenster! xxx |
 oh, right. battling robots. damn my ADD. |
 evidently, grinding, isn't just for teeth! |
 oh, sisters! yummers! |