 juan carlos, hungry for a tasty snack, attacks the marymobile |
 quickly, he jumps to the roof to gain easier access to las chicas! |
 "mary, mary! watch out for juan carlos!" |
 a somewhat reluclant juan carlos hijacks the car and takes the wheel |
 (shhh. juan carlos only has his learner's permit.) |
 rawr! juan carlos is hungry! |
 eeerp! juan carlos is also car sick. |
 meanwhile, back at camp, the baby elefante wanders off alone ... |
 suddenly, juan carolos emerges from behind! (i hope he didn't park the car illegally) |
 juan carlos loves tender baby elefantes! rawr! |
 "rawr! you are mine baby elefante, all mine!" |
 "i can smell your spicy brains!" |
 suddenly, the elefante spins around and shoves a cow femur into juan carlos' open mouth! |
 "i'm not afraid of you, juan carlos! your voice box is broken and your teeth are dirty!" |
 chomp! whatever, elefante. |
 knowing she's about to die, the baby elefante asks for a ciagrette |
 (good that she's using the filter. tabakkie stumps yer growth.) |
 cough! juan carlos hates the smell of cigarette smoke. |
 uh oh! juan carlos is distracted by a finger. |
 oh! juan carlos gets the raised finger of luv! |
 (hey! who is photographing my ass???) |
 captured by j2, juan carlos undergoes friendliness training |
 rawr! rawr! |
 juan carlos is given a "no biting/rock climbing" training session. |