Nope, not Kop-out but Kachelofen, which is what the bike is standing on. A Kachelofen is what Wikipedia calls a Masonry Heater but I don't know any funny handshakes.

And OK, so it's not a real bike but it is, undeniably, a bike and it is mine. Oh, and that's a chunk of the Col du Tourmalet by the front wheel. I used to collect bits like this but they wore too many holes in my pockets.