Sometimes I just can't believe what I see on packaging. The photo today is of a tube of shampoo we picked up somewhere on our travels. All the little symbols on the back are BALONEY except for the recycle symbol.

First of all it is Gender Neutral. WHAT? It is shampoo, you ninnies. Second, there are two symbols that indicate the product was not tested on animals. You know cruelty free. Well, that is probably true but most of the components in the formulation were certainly tested on animals. So that is bunk. Now, it is Vegan. VEGAN? Nobody eats the danged stuff. Another bit of bunk. Finally, the little pop toplooking thing in the lower right means easy to use operationally efficient flip-top caps.Yeah, OK.

But, the following things need to be added. It is certainly gluten free. Probably manufactured in a tree nut and peanut free facility. Doesn't contain raw eggs. There is zero cholesterol. The list goes on. Some marketeers probably got high marks for this package.