I went up to Kroger right after lunch to replenish the soda pop supply in the pantry. This pickup truck caught my eye. I had no idea the Hello Kitty was such a ruffian. I don't know if she is a fan or participant in the roller derby. I secretly hope she is a participant. She might have a player name like Lolly Plop 666 or maybe No Mas Mama99. I also now find myself wondering if Mary Beth might also have a secret life she has been witholding all these years. What would her name be? Honey Haymaker? Catapult Cutie? Brunette Bomber? Anybody else have any good ideas?