It is hell keeping up with the Joneses. I can't even keep up with the kids. Robert has a very nice grill on his back porch. And he really knows how to use it. I need to try catching up with him. This is the object of my desire. A grill that is about the size of his. Ginny thinks we don't need one, and she is right. I just WANT one. My first project would be brisket. I can dream.