We were browsing through a thrift store in Warrenton, Oregon. I came upon this album. I wouldn't have ever imagined that the zither could be romantic. Go ahead and google Toni Noichl. He really does exist!
John, I was retrieving a battery-powered device of amusement that had accidentally fallen therein. After being cleaned, dried, and supplied with new D-cells, the device hummed as if it were brand new and the variable-speed control switch operated smoothly yet decisively. Its owner was grateful for the refurbishment and thus happiness prevailed.
I can attest to the romantic power of Mr. Noichl's zither-playing. He provided the pleasantly persuasive background music for a sermon given by the Bhagwan Hotair Windbag of Antelope. Title of the sermon: "Sacred Paths to Oneness that Omit Sandstone." Many of the women in the crowd were won over by the Bhagwan's words and the accompanying music, causing a sudden and long-term decrease in the number of unoccupied rooms in the Bhagwan's Blessed Dormitory of Concubines. I know because at that time I was doing volunteer work as Second Assistant Deputy Battery Replacement Technician for Devices of Amusement (SADBRTDA) in the aforementioned facility: in that capacity I was summoned to nearly every room to resolve crises of electrical power and was privy to all sorts of inside information.
rob
06-Jul-2009 12:15
Is that is sister behind him? This album is way too racy for children!
