1. Glad to hear that you are amenable to the alternate method of facilitating an evacutaion in times of an emergency.
2.Now I know why the Director of Intelligence reveres you: the "auger solution." I have that album too, but it's in storage with all my other pieces of vinyl.
3. Don't let Mr. A get to you!
An auger will do the job. Electric ones, faster.
Our decipher machine is O.O.O. at the moment, the batteries have gone flat.
I remember Brian Auger and the Trinity, a jazz player from England.
Disc 2, track 6, one of my favourites Bumpin on Sunset recorded in 1966.
I am still holding Mr Alzeimher at bay.
John, as you know, the only pills I have are the same ones you have already spurned (clue: "the job gets done with just one"). A suitable substitute---probably to be found in your workshop---is an auger (not Brian Auger, who is known to have "bumped on sunset" [I dare you to decipher that one!]).
Dave, a lot of people take the Putney Intelligence Sorting Site at face value. Not realising the building is filled with a large Superior Highly Intelligent Taskforce.
It is one thing to capture light signals, and another to discover their meaning. Our chaps at the NSA capture signals all the time, but what good does it do? I trust those vigilant observers based at Putney Intelligence Sorting Site (PISS) to inform the world of any possible danger revealed by analysis of the data captured here.
Note to self: ask the Day Officer if he is aware of instances of magnetically-induced earth tilting near London.