Dave, I can confirm 100% that I have been programmed not to wear pink. This is from normal living, no government control. The day I wake up and wear pink is the day I wake up and find I died in my sleep. No pink, not now, not ever.
All the pods in the garden were organically destroyed, and the ground covered with 12" of concrete.
Carrying on.
I can now reveal a deep secret to you John. You have been covertly programmed to abhor the idea of wearing pink clothes. It was part of a test to evaluate your susceptability to certain forms of mind control. I was not involved; your country was in complete control. I am told that you will wake up any time now and accept the beauty (and on occasion the necessity) of wearing pink clothing. It was your steadfast vigilance in the face of danger that led the testers to single you out for the experiment. You are not an Alien (but how many of those pod plants are in your garden?). Carry on.
Dave, Pink disorientating aliens, that is very worrying because it has the same effect on me. Does that make me an alien, or is your statement disinformation to test my resolve. I am still vigilant.
John, lest you cast aside an important offensive tactic in The Battle, I should tell you that extra-terrestrials are weakened and repulsed by the color pink more than any other color: pink has a disorienting effect on Alien minds. This has been verified time and again in our labs. It is vital that you adopt this methodology in the interest of humanity. There is no shame in wearing pink. The mantra of USA fighters of The Battle is "Think pink!" Stay vigilant.
Dave, I always lead from the front (usually I am the only one there). I never ask someone to do what I am not prepared to do myself. Except wear pink, or fly, or go down tunnels etc, etc. That slime was really, horribly slimy. We left this one alone.
My last transmission must have been garbled, as your response showed a curious level of agitation. I was not under the impression that you, in your position of authority, would be "doing the dirty work." As a leader you are responsible only for ensuring that the work is performed. As to who does it is your decision. Are there any team members who show a reluctance to share the burden of saving mankind from total annihilation? If so, I suggest you assign them to the task. The slime will have a beneficial effect on their attitude.
Me, myself, personally checking the extent of this tunnel system.
This will happen shortly after I appear in public in pink clothing.
Pink clothes = no.
Flying = no.
Tunnels = no.
You can just see some of the slime on the walls and roof.
Could be the entrance to a subterranean tunnel network used by Aliens. If so, how can we determine the extent of the tunneling? Appears to have been used shortly before the photo was taken. We on this side of the Atlantic are grateful that someone on John "Vigilant" Cooper's team is monitoring this access point.
