A man in a hurry is headed to a wedding and going over his wardrobe checklist on the way there:
"Clean Underwear - check!...Coordinated Tie - check!...Crisp White Shirt - check!...
Pressed Pants - check!...Freshly Polished Shoes - check!...New Socks - check!...
Belt - hmmmm? Belt???
Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
:^((