There are many of us from the East Coast who enjoy the idea of roughing it for a week in the Pacific Northwest. You wouldn't believe the lines to get into the dining room; and if you drink or eat you run the risk of catching the dreaded norovirus. Then they lock you in your cabin with only room service -- it's like a Turkish prison!
My idea of getting back to nature: going down a spiral water slide 100 feet above the sea while looking at a glacier calving a half mile away. Yee-haaa.