1. I was told after eating a meal you should wait two hours before swimming; I wonder if that's for the same reason.
2. I hate listless electrical equipment.
3. If you're in New York it's highly unlikely you can read this sticker. Well, except now.
4. Could "Can shock, burn or cause death" be shortened to "Can cause death" without losing any of the warning's urgency?
5. I'm lucky I'm so easily amused.