Trials and Tribulations
In dealing with the daily trials and tribulations
Of having a younger brother
I often find it relaxing in the evening
To have a glass of wine
Cheers
Bombogenesis
Blizzard, what blizzard
We just think it's a fun day
To go out and play
Santa's Newest Team Member
The team has been chosen and I made the cut
I’ll be up front with Rudolph, not behind Vixen's butt
With Rudolph’s Red Nose and my eyes of blue
We’ll lead Santa’s sleigh, fast and true
While Tug waits with mom by the fire
We’ll be delivering Christmas cheer by the hour
So when you look up in the sky tonight
Look for two blue lights shining bright
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
Reindeer Games
We have been practicing for the Reindeer Games
Mom tosses my old soccer ball in the air
And we have to keep an eye on it
Mom says with my laser sharp focus that I might be
Picked to help Santa this year
Tug….well, he probably won’t make it
That’s okay he can stay home and keep the feet
Of Mrs. Claus warm
Dogwarts Graduation
After studying flight patterns and the
Aerodynamics of Frisbees all semester
It was finally time for my graduation
Apparently there is some concern when
Tug is old enough he won’t get into Dogwarts
Three years old and he still has never
Caught a Frisbee
Tryptophan
It was a long wait for our turkey yesterday
The smells while it cooked were heavenly
I guess what they say about turkey dinner is true
Because I sure enjoyed a nice nap after the meal
Scottish Gothic
We are William Wallace (better known as Braveheart)
And his Lovely Lady
Halloween here we come
Now if mom could just stop laughing
Maybe we could go out and
Get some treats
The Meeting
I passed a mantis on a chair
She seemed quite interested in my hair
I turned around to say hello
She left the chair and went down low
I sniffed her butt as she sniffed mine
She scurried away and said Some Other Time
Answer To An Age Old Question
What happens when an irresistible force
Meets an immovable object
Point Of View
When the family has dinner I like to
Find a comfortable spot
My sister Della always sits by mom’s chair
But my preferred location is down low
He who has clear access to the fallen food
Is always first to the prize