Happy 30th Bro!
If the next decade brings Half of the
activity & achievements of the past one..
You will continue to do very well indeed.

(actually, The follow conversation occurred at this moment)

"Wait, I thought of something good
to write while driving in the car..
Surely there is some store in the nearby
mall I would have NO interest in..
but you would..
What about JCPenny's.. "

Hark, I now get to blame my clothing purchases
on this imp. (nevermind the fact that yes,
there was a shirt I was thinking of buying from
there...)