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J.S.Nasche

03-31-05

Tallahassee / Quincy, Florida

This is a close up of my hand covering my mouth.
“Why?” you ask?
Simple.
This evening after taking my meds, …
I accidentally called my wife by another woman’s name.
This is a bad thing.
This is a VERY bad thing!
Please forward all my mail to the Goat Barn.
There’s no way to back stroke out of a mess like that you know.

Sometimes, … it’s a guy thing.

PS – Note to the readers, … as if this gallery isn’t tough enough, starting tomorrow,
April 1st, I will combine the “Masculine point of view and theme” with the “Alphabet Soup”
as well. You know, … the 1st will be the letter “A”, the second will be the letter “B”
and so on. Talk about cutting my own throat! Sheeesh! (I do love a challenge though ;-)

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Guest 06-Apr-2005 14:02
John, this reminds me of an old joke about ‘Rodeo Sex’ where you call your wife the wrong name while ‘in the saddle.’ It’s suppose to be great but I’ve never been brave enough to try it! I'd say it's definately a 'no no' for you too, now!
Lazy 3L Photography02-Apr-2005 23:29
ROTFL....just up his meds by putting a couple extra doses in his meals, Gerie, and you'll have goats in no time! ;-) Honestly, John, if you like animals, you'd love goats, once you got to know them....and, LOL, you'd have company to sleep with, the next time you forget and call Gerie the ex's name!
Wm. Bates02-Apr-2005 05:26
(chuckling) Bill called Me by his x-wife's name. . . .ONCE. . . Many years ago. I just had to laugh while reading the comments here. Too funny. Been enjoying your PAD John, keep up the good work! (s)

Wanda
John S. Nasche02-Apr-2005 03:03
I will be in absolute agony, stoned out of my mind on meds to the point of passing out and drooling like a child before I EVER say “Sure Hon, … get a goat or three.” In other words, … NO goats!
Guest 02-Apr-2005 02:34
ROTFLMAO!!!!! You don't know how close I came to taking a picture of me 'braining him with a frying pan' last night! LOL!! I am delighted to hear about the disposition of goats and would love to hear more about it, you'll have to e-mail me more info. You never know, in some pain med induced, altered state, he may even agree to it one day! I am ever the eternal optimist you know!
Lazy 3L Photography01-Apr-2005 23:42
Take it from me, they are addictive! There is no such thing as "just a couple"....they're like potato chips, only worse, and suddenly you have a whole herd! They are WAY smart and lovable, though, and nothing like their stereotypical tin can eating/head butting image. If you decide to "take the plunge"....LOL, and I'm sure now John won't ever let you, although after his little "slip of the tongue", he should give them to you as a reward for not braining him....give me a holler and I'll get you started with some good basic care/buying information.
Guest 01-Apr-2005 12:17
So glad you said that about goats, LazyL!!! I would love to have a few and we have enough land and I know John wouldn't mind sharing the 'goat barn' with just 2 little, tiny, sweet baby goats, now would ya Hon? (me running off to work now, fast! LOL)
Lazy 3L Photography01-Apr-2005 07:25
Oh, my....but hey, the goat barn is better than the dog house....at least you should have more room....and hey, having raised goats, I know how lovable they are, so they'll be happy to welcome you to their world, LOL.
Coleen Perilloux Landry01-Apr-2005 05:24
The Goat Barn! I love it. That's why you should always call all the women "Sweetheart", then you won't ever mess up names.
Guest 01-Apr-2005 03:17
Ah hem! Yes, it wasn't just another woman mind you! It was an ex-wife!! Thank you Eric, for 'splainin' so well! Glad you are back, too! Wonder how John is going to fit into that goat barn tonight with all that 'stuff'?? :o)
Richard Devine01-Apr-2005 02:34
Aye, never call your current wife by using your ex's name. Baaaaaaad (pronounced with a kind of goat sound. (Evil grin)) Ju-Ju! Watch out! I'm back!