The only problem with driving myself to work every day is deciding which vehicle to take.
On the left is the 2001 Intruder, on the right is the 1995 Magna, and the big white thing
behind me is the 2006 Trailblazer. It’s a rough life! (Snicker!) Sorry Dan, but this
photo was inspired by your comment! LOL! (Inside joke.)

Contrary to evil rumors and rude speculation of my early death, I’m alive! In fact, check
out my new slim trim self! For the first time since I was about 11 years old, (and from a
high weight of over 415 pounds), I now only weigh 175 pounds and I’m sporting a firm slender
waist of only 36 inches! (Hey! That’s a weight loss of over 240 pounds!) HYEAH!

As my Mom would have said, “Will wonders never cease?”

I haven’t posted a photo since January 6th of this year, but I’ve “checked up” on you guys
every once in awhile and I’m delighted to find most of my friends and buddies are still here.
I’ve decided to rejoin you for awhile and enjoy the party! Honest to God … I’ve really missed
all of you!

So this being Friday, I thought it only fitting to post a self portrait … I’m sorry though it
isn’t one of my “Freaky Friday” self portraits! Those were really fun to do … so maybe next
week! In the meantime though … “Heeeeeere’s Johnny!”
(Said in my very bestest Ed McMahon’s voice.)

Oh! And check out the new beard style! I hadn't shaved the beard since I was 28 years old,
so a couple of months ago I decided I needed a "new look". I haven't really decided if I like it.



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