Otherwise known around here as the evil dungeons of doom. They're out because for a while the fire alarm was going off every few days. It stopped; I put them away; it started again. It hasn't done it for a while, and I keep thinking they're an eyesore and I should put them back in the closet. And yet, I don't.

When I'm an old man I'll carry an umbrella on sunny days to make sure it doesn't rain. But I'm still too young and self-conscious.