(Music Up) [VO] This is a voyage of the Motor Vessel VICTORY. It’s 5 day mission - To seek out old life and even older civilizations. To boldly go where only 12,350,000 tourists have gone in the past ten years – (Roll Intro).

OK. OK. Enough bad parody. I thought that would come out much better than it did. This journal records the impressions of six adults & 2 kids on a cruise to Canada in July, 2007 aboard a Carnival Funship, The Victory. It’s a review of sorts but not a gospel so please relax and enjoy yourself.

Valuable information item # 1 - It is possible to drive into New York City with minimal traffic. It just has to be on a Sunday morning and not going south of 59th street or anywhere east of 10th Avenue.