shape~shifting has only made me more wacky like my legendary insane idol weird al yankovic...
my one wacko great-grandmother almost made me an ahhhhsome amish dude of lyrical lancaster...
i invite any non-konformist kraZed kooks to float into my exklusive ekksentrik escapade evergoofland...
deep deep DEEP in fall freedom forever funky far-out family fun forest is where i'll always be bonkers as i cackle and howl in my homemade super sized silly straitjacket..j>a>e> 17 :):):)
ahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :):):) X 17
ahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :):):) X 17
ahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :):):) X 17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY my almost ancestral scenes of looney lanacaster paloooooooooookaville pennsylvania :):):)
"as i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain
i take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
but that's just perfect for an amish like me
you know i shun fancy things like electricity
at 4:30 in the morning i'm milkin cows
jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
and Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
i' m a man of the land i'm into discipline
got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
but if i finish all of my chores and you finish thine
then tonight we're gonna party like its 1699
we been spending most our lives
living in an amish paradise
i've churned butter once or twice
living in an amish paradise
i'ts hard work and sacrifice
living in an amish paradise
we sell quilts at a discount price
living in an amish paradise
a local boy kicked me in the butt last week
i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek
i really dont care in fact i wish him well
cause i'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
but i aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
an amish with a tude?
you know thats unheard of
i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat
and my homies agree
i really look good in black... fool
if you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
we haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
but we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
we're just technologically impaired
theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
not a single luxury
like robinson caruso
it's as primitive as can be
we been spending most our lives
living in an amish paradise
we're just plain and simple guys
living in an amish paradise
theres no time for sin and vice
living in an amish paradise
we don't fight, we all play nice
living in an amish paradise
hitchin up the buggy churnin lots of butter
raised a barn on monday soon i'll raise anutter
think you're really righteous?
think you're pure in heart?
well i know i'm a million time as humble as thou art
i'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
on my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
so don't be vain and don't be whiny
or else my brother i might have to get medieval on your heinie
we been spending most our lives
living in an amish paradise
were all crazy mennonites
living in an amish paradise
there's no cops or traffic lights
living in an amish paradise
but you'd probably think it bites
living in an amish paradise
ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!"
