If you go out in York today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the town today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every Pbaser ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the Pbasers have their meeting

Chorus
Meeting time for Pbasers,
The little Pbasers are having a super time today.
Watch them catch you unawares,
And see your face appear on the internet.
See them gaily muck about
They love to point and shoot
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their wives and husbands
Will drag them home to bed
Because they're tired little Pbasers.

If you go out in the town today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in York today,
But safer to stay at home.

For every Pbaser ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Pbasers have their meeting

Repeat Chorus

Etc etc etc… ;o))