Spent the day being Tim the Tool Time guy, doing a home improvement project. Discovered a new machine called the "Ditch Witch" to dig a trench for an electrical line. Severed the phone line, but the phone man was very nice and made me feel better by saying "it happens all the time". Did you call Miss Dig?" I hung my head.

Phone is back, a gazillion rocks are over the fence so we had treats. My favorite treat was Ibuprophen, my mortality laughs.

The Ditch Witch!