All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Subject: Ho Ho Ho


Because of the recent incidence with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and other racists are insisting that the following changes take place in our country:

-Santa Claus will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!
- Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."
- John Wayne Movies with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from public viewing.
- All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.
- Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a racist, sexist farm implement.
- The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"
-All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non-Southern White Christians.
- All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.
- The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language.
- If you are sleepy and say Ho Hum you can sleep in jail.
- Idaho will cease being a state.
Now that Sharpton and the race hustlers have triumphed, what will be banned next.?

source: anHOnymHOus