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17-FEB-2007 John Cross Photography

Help for Dave

Untilted StripeP.jpg

My friend Dave Beedon occasionally has malfunctions of his equipment. It is clear in this image: http://www.pbase.com/image/74493088 that he had another malfunction or perhaps his buddy Joe Tripod slipped a gear when the image was taken. As a service to Dave I fixed up the image for him.


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Dave Beedon28-Nov-2007 21:13
John, you will get immediate and long-lasting relief by putting on your pink jumpsuit and thinking pure thoughts about the intelligent design of vehicle instruments. Trust me.
John Cooper28-Nov-2007 20:59
Methinks my headache is not better yet.
jCross02-Aug-2007 12:11
methinks he may find himself in an uncomfortable position when he finds out the status of my accounts payable to accounts receivable ratio is way on the wrong side of one. Lawyers never get involved with poor people. No money in it.
Dave Beedon02-Aug-2007 09:47
Methinks you will not be laughing after he explains the "uncomfortable" situation you are in.
jCross13-Apr-2007 00:57
Dave: Haven't heard from him, yet. Looking forward to a nice conversation. I hope he has some good jokes.
Dave Beedon12-Apr-2007 22:55
John, did my lawyer have a word with you yet?
John Cooper23-Feb-2007 17:42
Reading the aforesaid correspondence has given me a severe headache.
Therefore I shall be claiming for the cost of a small box of aspirin purchased to relieve said headache.
Actually I do not read, so that will be an extra box for the person I pay to read for me.
And one more for the typist I have to pay.
The proof readers said not to bother on their behalf, as they are used to reading cxxp all day long.
Guest 21-Feb-2007 17:22
Nice to see someone put Dave on an even keel
Lee G19-Feb-2007 18:10
I feel I was injured by looking at one or both of the suspect images and will be asking for monetary compensation for my suffering. Gloria Allred will contact the both of you on my behalf or on my whole, whichever will get me the largest settlement.
Dave Beedon18-Feb-2007 02:17
John, I appreciate your concern and I am always open to helpful corrective action---when it is warranted. However, my "tilted stripe" photo is without error. When the image was recorded, I was perpendicular to the ground and my camera was absolutely horizontal. I did not shake, lean, cough, wobble, or vibrate. Nor did I sneeze or hiccup. All these claims are confirmed by the Camera Horizon Collimator and Microwave Oven (CHCMO), customized for my D80 (CHCMO-D80), that I carry with me to ensure I am photographing the landscape properly. It shows quite severely that I was holding my image recording device with zero fratostatic deviation. Joe Tripod was present but off duty. My lawyer will be in touch with you to discuss a public apology and financial penance.