It's been snowing steadily today but disappointingly not much of the white stuff has settled on the ground. But it's cold, slippery and wet outside so I've spent most of this afternoon sitting on the back of the sofa staring out of the window and thinking about cats. So today's photo was taken yesterday. Now I'm ready to reveal the first part of my new, can't-fail strategy for gaining RESPECT from CATS! Are you ready, Poochfriends?!
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Right. Here we go!
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The first thing to say is that this is all about RESPECT. This isn't about weapons, or even biting. It's just about getting the respect we deserve. The way I see it, some humans have cats instead of pooches, which means that there are always going to be some cats about in the neighbourhood. Us pooches have therefore got to accept that cats live here too... as long as there's RESPECT!
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Now part one of the strategy involves DISGUISES and SPYING ON CATS. Any volunteers?? ;-)