Teddy seems to be looking at me and asking "why did you put me in the bathtub this morning Mummy?" my answer was that if he had not insisted on hanging onto a festering squirrel carcass he found in the park yesterday not wanting to give it up no matter how many times I told him to, then regurgitating it onto his bed in the night, then he would not have stunk to high heaven and needed a bath!