It's 2.a.m dkay is quietly painting a trackside at Central just minding his own business when a figure appears out of no-where.....
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" said dkay with fists clenched
"oh dont worry mate, im here 2 do the same thing as you" replied the middle aged man.
"YOU A COP?" replies dkay now drawing 4 his 9mm
"nah mate im a graffer, i write DRAIL, im just here 2 do a harbour bridge piece 4 new years"
so the 2 writers begin going about thier respective business side by side,
"DID YOU HEAR THAT?" whispers dkay now with one hand on a screwdriver the other on his Uzzi
"nah mate dont worry its safe as here" replies the suspicous, now nervous character.
4 a second the man disappears then BANG! HEADLIGHTS OF A CAR BEING BEAMED UPON DKAY, like a deer in SPOTLIGHTS, momentarily stunned dkay yells COPPPPS!!!!! only 2 discover that the middle aged man wearing a Nautica polo & carrying green coles bags has already disappeared into the darkness.
4 large men jump out of the vehicle & charge 2wards dkay, in a reflex action dkay manages 2 pelt the raiders with rocks from the train line, knocking one 2 the floor as the others cower like dogs being belted by their master 4 digging holes. from another direction appears 4 more infidels armed with mag lights, pointing & yelling
"there he is grab-him grab-him!"
the counter attack buys time 4 dkay 2 make a dash, narrowly avoiding the g.t.f now appearing out of trees, bushes & columns! the TRANSIT COPS realising they are dealing with a hardened criminal jump into their car & speed 2wards dkay who is charging down the train line 2wards Redfern station. in total at least 20 fat transits are now in HOT pursuit of dkay- who realising that his paint stained lungs are quickly running out of oxygen jumps into an abandoned train tunnel, only 2 discover its a DEAD-END... realising the game is up dkay makes his way back up the tunnel in surrender mode, a far cry from the earlier stealth mode he was in, then 1 last opportunity arises, a hole in the ground along side a tall green green spikey fence...... dkay crouches into the hole & is in total shock as the parade of overweight men scamper straight past him with torches blazing like light sabers screaming,
"Garry did u see him?"
"Nah mate we fuckin lost him"
"Right lets get the spotlights out"
4 the next 4 hours drawing on Joanna Lees (Peter Falconio) 4 inspiration dkay lies cramped up, humiliated with bugs crawling all over him- unable 2 move 4 fear of giving up his position as the suckers search the train line from central 2 redfern looking 4 this houdini like thug.
"we lost him. SHIT" squeals a human who is possibly inter-bred with a pig.
dkay draws on his prisonbreak experience & tunnels under the green spikey fence he lay next 2 allowing him 2 flee safely.
the sun rises, & the cops leave like dogs with tails between their legs.
RAID UN-SUCCESSFUL, OPERATION FAILED!
DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT $200 DOLLARS!