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01-JAN-2007

G.T.F RAID!

It's 2.a.m dkay is quietly painting a trackside at Central just minding his own business when a figure appears out of no-where.....
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" said dkay with fists clenched
"oh dont worry mate, im here 2 do the same thing as you" replied the middle aged man.
"YOU A COP?" replies dkay now drawing 4 his 9mm
"nah mate im a graffer, i write DRAIL, im just here 2 do a harbour bridge piece 4 new years"
so the 2 writers begin going about thier respective business side by side,
"DID YOU HEAR THAT?" whispers dkay now with one hand on a screwdriver the other on his Uzzi
"nah mate dont worry its safe as here" replies the suspicous, now nervous character.
4 a second the man disappears then BANG! HEADLIGHTS OF A CAR BEING BEAMED UPON DKAY, like a deer in SPOTLIGHTS, momentarily stunned dkay yells COPPPPS!!!!! only 2 discover that the middle aged man wearing a Nautica polo & carrying green coles bags has already disappeared into the darkness.
4 large men jump out of the vehicle & charge 2wards dkay, in a reflex action dkay manages 2 pelt the raiders with rocks from the train line, knocking one 2 the floor as the others cower like dogs being belted by their master 4 digging holes. from another direction appears 4 more infidels armed with mag lights, pointing & yelling
"there he is grab-him grab-him!"
the counter attack buys time 4 dkay 2 make a dash, narrowly avoiding the g.t.f now appearing out of trees, bushes & columns! the TRANSIT COPS realising they are dealing with a hardened criminal jump into their car & speed 2wards dkay who is charging down the train line 2wards Redfern station. in total at least 20 fat transits are now in HOT pursuit of dkay- who realising that his paint stained lungs are quickly running out of oxygen jumps into an abandoned train tunnel, only 2 discover its a DEAD-END... realising the game is up dkay makes his way back up the tunnel in surrender mode, a far cry from the earlier stealth mode he was in, then 1 last opportunity arises, a hole in the ground along side a tall green green spikey fence...... dkay crouches into the hole & is in total shock as the parade of overweight men scamper straight past him with torches blazing like light sabers screaming,
"Garry did u see him?"
"Nah mate we fuckin lost him"
"Right lets get the spotlights out"
4 the next 4 hours drawing on Joanna Lees (Peter Falconio) 4 inspiration dkay lies cramped up, humiliated with bugs crawling all over him- unable 2 move 4 fear of giving up his position as the suckers search the train line from central 2 redfern looking 4 this houdini like thug.
"we lost him. SHIT" squeals a human who is possibly inter-bred with a pig.
dkay draws on his prisonbreak experience & tunnels under the green spikey fence he lay next 2 allowing him 2 flee safely.
the sun rises, & the cops leave like dogs with tails between their legs.
RAID UN-SUCCESSFUL, OPERATION FAILED!
DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT $200 DOLLARS!

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d kay17-Oct-2015 23:29
the media even ran a newspaper article for him the next day
Guest 06-Sep-2014 15:01
how did he write raided by gtf and get away at the same time...
d kay26-Mar-2007 06:59
true story!
Jarek M11-Mar-2007 03:27
I could not help myself laughing while reading this. Good on ya dkay!
d kay26-Feb-2007 06:17
and you were there Mr GTF??? trains were gettin smashed at central that nite & you un-organised vigilantes wasted hours and government/tax-payers $$$ tryin 2 find a lone kid who was just paintin a hilarious trackside.....
GET A REAL JOB!
& how come any one that paints with drail gets raided! he takes kids 2 the yard anally violates them & when the cops call he mysteriously dissapears, explain that one.....
Guest 25-Feb-2007 21:29
Dkay are you a dumb shit or what, your boyfriend drail got some cell loving for the new years so what drugs are you on ya bitch, and you didn't grab no uzzi the closest thing you grabbed was your cock you sad bitch, why make shit up to make yourself look good, if anything you sound like the dog cowering in a fucken ditch.
d kay23-Feb-2007 04:58
maybe you can explain why "raided by gtf drail" was written there???... big bubba would have 2 catch dkay 2 rape him, you fat gronks cant catch a cold! hows ur mates head?, i bet he needed alot of stitches after that rock opened him up... haha i can still hear his squeels!
fatloadonyourface 23-Feb-2007 01:30
too bad your fantasy would never become reality. you ran like a punk bitch with drails hot goo still pourin out ya asshole, whilst daddy fat fuck left his id behind. guess what its daddy fat fucks turn to get ram raided by big bubba in the holding cell. I dont think wiley would mind it tho. while you, haha still cower and hide in the shadows. punk muthafuckn gronk pantystain.
Guest 16-Jan-2007 05:06
loved the story mate,and love ur work dkay
much love kudles
dont need to know 06-Jan-2007 11:03
dope chase storie there dkay
REDBACKKK 06-Jan-2007 10:53
DRAIL IS A FUCKEN COP AND ROCKSPIDER TOY
NINETEEN76 04-Jan-2007 22:41
KEEP ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WRITING MAN. YOUR DOING GREAT. NEXT TIME HAVE A CREW WATCHIN YR BACK OR BE MORE AWARE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. GOD BLESS YOU DKAY. BYE THE WAY, I SEE BIN LADEN AND SUBWAY EVERYDAY... KOOL
d kay04-Jan-2007 06:27
yeah no worriz, dkay is my mate i just upload his photos ill pass the message on next time i see him
Guest 04-Jan-2007 06:22
bro i see ur stuff all over ..i live out dundas way near parra id love to meet ya one day man ur my hero honestly.. at least write together.one day. fukin ledgend u are .. atleast email me or sumtin dont be scum.m3kail@hotmail. love ur shit .. keep on writing.. funny story about newyears hopefully fat transits dont bother ya again..