Teacher: Hey John, what did you learn in your beginning Adobe Illustrator class this semester?
John: How to draw lines
Teacher: What do you mean?
John: All sorts of lines, circles, shapes, curves, you wouldn't believe how much there is to this.
Teacher: Can you show me something you did?
John: Sure, here's an exercise called "Child's Coloring Page." I'll feel right at home the next time I get to go to Shoney's for breakfast.
Teacher: How do you feel about this?
John: Well . . . it sure ain't Photoshop . . . :-)