There are now two cats next door - Young Tom, who I've only seen through the windows because he's too young to go outside, and Miaow Cat. It seems that Miaow Cat has now learned to climb onto the roof of next door's extension where she can sit sunning herself and staring down at me from a position of superiority. Dad says I should ignore her. Live and let live, he says. But he just doesn't understand. How can I possibly ignore a CAT??!