Cinco De Mayo. Kids told me a story they heard about the Titantic having Hellmans mayonaisse on board. Sinko de mayo, har har.

Another busy day.

Tomorrow will be more relaxed, the grass will NOT grow a milimeter, socks will apparate into the appropriate basket, cat hair will levitate, dogs will not bark at sunrise, Michael Buble will sing that song about saving the last dance and John Travolta will ask for my hand in the spotlight and my camera will magically capture it all, computer will photoshop it and publish it here, stay tuned.

Oh lord, that is so 1960's, should've been "save that url".