Dollar store is gone, but the Carousel is still going round. The crane machines are crying for quarters. McDonald's keeps churning out french fries. Lindsay Lohan looks so lucious in those high above ads for her new movie. Lawn mower is back-ordered so we actually trekked to two malls in nearby metropolis' today. Found a Dollar tree in Battle Creek to top the day. Riding mower smoked and died. Weed wacker refused to wack. While searching for size 8 husky toughskins, which the kind clerk said are no long made in big boys size, a nice lady presented me with a $5 off coupon for the beauty salon.
Geez, I need a make-over, where the hell is TY and his extreme crew? And I have five kids in tow who would never sit while I am made over.
Coupon is in my back pocket, grass is tall in the backyard, trim mower is in the back of the van, too heavy to get out. Oldest and most honored son is coming to apply muscles tomorrow.
Saturdays are good.