1. Sit and stir noodles slowly and contemplatively; 2. Certain you have a good, solid grip on noodles, practice opening mouth as widely as possible for what you're about to do; 3. Cooling noodles as you blow, give several menacing looks to ward off any potential noodle predators and other such hooligans; 4. Strain yourself enormously in an attempt to eat the entire bowl in a single mouthful; 5. Smile and enjoy all the savory goodness of your labors!!