I had been feeling kinda sick all week...feverish and chilled, not
quite myself, and having wild technicolor dreams as well -- so vivid
I'd awaken drenched in sweat.

I finally decided to take a warm bath to try to calm myself when
my stomach began to rumble...The pain was incredible. I had barely
enough time to set up the camera on the tripod and set the self-
timer before the alien was born bursting through my abdominal cavity
(obviously, the space creatures had used my body as a host).

It took everything I had to pull the Compact Flash card from the
camera and upload the picture into the computer, and then to pbase.

But then, I'm a PaD-er. We do things like that.