(Fear is one thing I've learned, over the last four years under President Bush and Company.)

I've made a New Year's resolution to be proactive and will soon be stocking up
on equipment and starting some extensive training.

What I've learned so far? That a crowbar is a better zombie fighting tool than a chainsaw.
And if you can afford a titanium crowbar, it's even better.


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The book and dvd are both parodies and they were both Christmas gifts.