"The extended version of 'The Return of the King' was released today?
My dear girl, control yourself.
I have no idea what you're talking about; I've been here all along."
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(Beau can cop a regal attitude with the best of them...and as you can tell, I was out of ideas again today.)

You stood in line for how long to get it?!?


Over twenty minutes. Yeah.
Tell me why the week before Christmas on the day the extended version of RoK is released Best Buy has only two cashiers working?
Every other nerd in line had one copy; some had two. I gave them a thin smile when they apologized for the wait...that's the extent of my Christmas spirit. At least the two guys standing behind me were pretty funny about the whole situation.
I'm okay. I'm calm.