Some humans have called me a leftie because I`m John Kerry`s secret running mate.
They`re wrong. This is not a partisan thing.
I`m a conservative by nature, all dogs are.
I`m in it for my own cookie like every other dog.
I would make a solid Republican if they`d let me register.
So there`s no reason to question my motives.
I believe in decency, and honour, and profit for all.
I believe that right is not the same as wrong.
This is why another four years of GWB`s administration would be more than I can take.
Too much wrong has been done, too many mistakes have been made.
The world will be a safer place with GWB retired.
There`s only one alternative, and it`s a good one. So Kerry must win.
It`s as simple as that.

American friends, all of you, vote JK next month!