Grrrrrr – this is a brutal aggressive teaser for Jeanne – nothing connected with her you understand, just a way of venting steam after a shitty day (well, no change there then) and a shitty journey home. I am just about the biggest pacifist going yet I wanted to commit a violent act on one of my fellow commuters, when I was sitting in my car, less than two miles from home tonight at nearly 7.30pm stuck in a jam.

I was sitting there thinking ‘where are all these people going at this time of night?’ and ‘what sad gits haven’t they got homes to go to?’ then I looked again and saw the weary faces and the drivers alone in their cars and I thought ‘they’re just like me, on their way home from work and as pissed off as I am’.

Why? Because some stupid w*nker had jumped the lights on the dual carriageway and caused a pile up with five cars and a van. After nearly half an hour of delay, as I passed I was so tempted to jump out and punch the culprit – you can really see how road rage incidents occur. Me? I’m a mild mannered soul who rarely ever gets angry but I was so cross.

So, the upshot is that I wanted a really ANGRY song to tease Jeanne with – even though she’s on the other side of the world and walks to work. Sorry Jeanne – I’m venting my spleen on you with no excuses other than exhaustion and irritation……sorry, my friend!

Well now Ms HR – you need any clues or is this one just too easy?

And the answer is......pills and soap