The Fender Stratocaster is 50 years old. Well, not my actual guitar, but the Strat itself, which has now been in continuous production for half a century. To celebrate, there's a special concert tonight at Wembley Arena. I'm not going. Cr** venue, never going there again... but I did throw a little party for my Strat. Seems the aliens gatecrashed and got drunk on Champagne...