Me: Indy, I'm desperate. I have nothing for my PAD. You're my only hope.
Indy: Yawn, how is that my problem?
Me: Look, you gotta help me out here. Do something cute.
Indy: What? You think I'm a stupid dog or something?
Me: Just this once, please I'm begging you.
Indy: Why don't you get that dumb white dog to pose?
Me: I used her picture last night. I can't use her two days in a row.
Indy: All right, but just this once. And I expect an extra treat tomorrow morning when I come rubbing against your leg while you're making coffee.