Another installation on the National Mall created by The Secret Handshake, an anonymous art collective responsible for previous satirical monuments targeting Trump, this time for avoiding military service because of bone spurs on his feet.
“We honor the service and sacrifice of our Commander in Chief, Donald J. Trump. He’s a soldier in spirit, who marched to the front lines of dodging the draft, armed with a perfect diagnosis of bone spurs,” reads a plaque at the base of the statue. “We salute a leader who knows you can’t spell sacrifice without ‘I,’ and a warrior who reminds us that sometimes when you’re called to stand up, it’s best to just sit down and rest your feet.”
The statue was accompanied by a person dressed in a 6-foot-tall "big toe" mascot costume named "TOEY," complete with a bone spur wound on its side.
Fall brilliance, posted earlier: