We saw this sign and had to go around the block,
sure enough right by the front door was a line
painted about four and a half feet off the deck
"You Have To Be This Tall To Drink"
I didn't see any Little Cowboys around
but it was the middle of the day.
Through the door I saw the shortest
pool table in Montana and little resin chairs.
They had little step ladders for the bar stools
and "Short People" by Randy Newman
was playing on the jukebox
My wife wanted to stop but I had to point
out that even she was to tall.
I guess it's true!
There is a place for everyone...
...even in Montana