My passport needed renewing. It is a straightforward thing to do. Our local library has a service to facilitate the application process. They take an appropriate picture and they give you a properly addressed Priority Mail Flat Rate envelope. They also go over the application to be sure it is filled in properly. Actually, they gave me two photos, one to submit and one to keep. So here is my official passport photo. They make a big deal out of having a neutral expression. This is my neutral expression. I think it might end up in the Post Office as a wanted poster. You know: WANTED for public ugliness.