Globalgadabout's recent photo of a closed barber shop got me thinking about the
male hair maintenance issue during the pandemic. Basically there are three options.
(1) The Larry approach is obviously the easiest, and I believe Globalgadabout strongly
endorses it on aesthetic grounds. (2) For more button-down personality types -
like myself - the Moe approach is fairly simple, requiring only a bowl and a pair
of scissors. (3) The Curley approach is the most challenging, as it requires a sharp
razor and a steady hand. If you have never shaved your pate before I strongly
recommend you first practise on a coconut.

So good luck with your hairdos boys. And for all you follically challenged fellows
out there - now is the time to consider yourself lucky!