So there I am waking up to Neil DeGrasse Tyson on YouTube and Bill starts banging the kitchen cabinet doors. "Huh? What's he doing that for?" I think. And then it dawns on me....
I think they've discovered the green onions (bottoms from Ingle's purchase) I planted outside. They've been trimmed to their bottoms! No more going outside to trim leaves off them to use for my cooking.